Some civil but negative observations

[rockycola]

For my sanity, I'm trying to compare this year's M's to the Cleveland Indians in 'Major League'..... Can't hit, can't pitch, can't field, and even have issues running the bases. But don't worry, Scott Servais will put a life size stand up of a naked John Stanton (of course for every win, a piece comes off) and this team wins the pennant in the end!!!!!

Mallex Smith = Willy Mays Hayes. "You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit!"
Tim Beckham = Roger Dorn. "Don't give me this 'ole bullshit', get in front of the damn ball!"
Dan Vogelbach = Pedro Cerano. "Righties, I hit very much - Lefties, bats are afraid."
Ricky Vaughn = Every M's Pitcher. "Last time I tried that, they hit one that hasn't landed yet".

Ugh, I drink a lot. More Fireball needed.

Make mine a Fireball double!
Can I use the word "double" in this post?
None of the M's announcers can do a Harry Doyle. Too bad.
The whole roster needs to say, “Jobu… I go to you. I stick up for you. And you no help me now… I say fuck you Jobu. I do it myself.”