The Great and Powerful yanks vs M’s Gamethread 5-13

[seth8734]

Skankees have won every game Fried has pitched!!! Gotta end that badly. Gotta squeeze out a win badly!!

[D-train]

I just placed a epic parlay bet on this game. Solano will hit a grand slam off of fried and Seth will be totally rational throughout the game thread. I've placed down 7 cents and I stand to have a seven quadrillion dollar payout.

[Millikin]

I made a $1 bet that Judge will hit three homeruns into the upper deck.
Payout for my bet when I win is $1.50.

[seth8734]

I just placed a epic parlay bet on this game. Solano will hit a grand slam off of fried and Seth will be totally rational throughout the game thread. I've placed down 7 cents and I stand to have a seven quadrillion dollar payout.

Solano doing anything to help this team would be a dream!!

[Millikin]

Nice play Julio.

[GL_Storm]

That was one heck of a catch by Julio.

[Seattle or Bust]

2 pitches... 2 bitch ass ground balls... ffs guys.

[Millikin]

Based on the type of contact Yankees we're getting off Woo in the top of the 1st, compared to the contact the Mariners got against Fried...
I'm not optimistic.

14-1 Yankees

[D-train]

I made a $1 bet that Judge will hit three homeruns into the upper deck.
Payout for my bet when I win is $1.50.

You got skills bro

[seth8734]

Fuck yea Solano fucking God he is the goat. So glad he is still on this team!!! Perfect signing!!