Deathcon .199 Game Thread

[Sibelius Hindemith]

...and they come up one run short. But, never fear, Captain Chaos is coming up in the 9th...

Oh, i guess he's not. It's going to be Solano, Rivas, Matrobuoni.

[seth8734]

The forum crown just sits and stares, mouths agape, in stunned silence.




AROZARENA HIT A GODDAMN, MIRACULOUS GRAND SLAM HOMERUN!!!!

It was good to see but sadly doesn't mean anything. No one else could get us a run to tie it up. Our high paying catcher had a horrible ab turning into Julio out there. Swinging at trash.

[D-train]

I used to think that Bill Gates, Bezos and Elon were pretty smart but this week of Mariner baseball has taught me that
RyanDivish is the smartest man on the face of the Earth.

[Vogelbomb]

This team should just forfeit its series with the Rangers. Tell them not to bother to come to SEA. And just spend THU-SUN working on every single fundamental in the game. It is playing such bad baseball all across the board

[DavidGee24]

How does Casey Lawrence even have a job as a major league baseball player? He's been horrible every single season of his career, including two with us already. Two runs in three innings is actually a GOOD outing for him.

[rockycola]

...and they come up one run short. But, never fear, Captain Chaos is coming up in the 9th...

Oh, i guess he's not. It's going to be Solano, Rivas, Matrobuoni.

Solanus
Revlon
Mastrobunny

[seth8734]

This team should just forfeit its series with the Rangers. Tell them not to bother to come to SEA. And just spend THU-SUN working on every single fundamental in the game. It is playing such bad baseball all across the board

If only we could do that. This team would be better off and the fans would be also!!!

[seth8734]

...and they come up one run short. But, never fear, Captain Chaos is coming up in the 9th...

Oh, i guess he's not. It's going to be Solano, Rivas, Matrobuoni.

Solanus
Revlon
Mastrobunny

These are gonna be ugly ugly abs to end the game!!

[DavidGee24]

I'm 58 years old and if I hit the ball with the same impact Rivas just did, it's a tie ballgame. I thought these guys lifted weights.

[rockycola]

No one left on the bench. It's everyman for himself here.

Julio????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????