Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Sports Hernia
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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Sports Hernia » Sun Apr 12, 2026 2:56 am

I’d like to see Rivas, JP, and Castillo traded for a bag of used baseballs.
Founding member of the John Stanton hate club.

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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Big_Maple » Sun Apr 12, 2026 2:57 am

My god this team is awful.

Holy shitballs.

Southpaw773
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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Southpaw773 » Sun Apr 12, 2026 2:58 am

Earth to Jerry. Thank you for this dumpster fire.

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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Southpaw773 » Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:17 am

JP! They’re alive (ish)

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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Seattle or Bust » Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:20 am

Positive is Houston has the 2nd worst pitching in baseball.

Lets see if Cal and Julio can lead the way.

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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Seattle or Bust » Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:25 am

Seattle or Bust wrote:
Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:20 am
Positive is Houston has the 2nd worst pitching in baseball.

Lets see if Cal and Julio can lead the way.
There you have it.

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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Southpaw773 » Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:26 am

Brand new ballgame holy sh*t

Donn Beach
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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Donn Beach » Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:28 am

I was going to say, at least they brought the tying run to the plate, but they actually tied it

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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by seth8734 » Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:31 am

Wow bats have an explosive inning. Shocking. Asstros pitching is really really bad. Like wow cant even stop our bad offense. Great to see Julio and Cal having great games. Jp also. How bout new lineup. Dono Jp cal Julio Naylor randy Young then so on. Wow finally offense really hope facing shit pitching wakes them up!!

I dont think Ferrer has gotten out a lefty yet. Why did we trade for him?
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Re: Partytime Molesting the Ass-Strohs GT 4.11.26

Post by Southpaw773 » Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:32 am

Donn Beach wrote:
Sun Apr 12, 2026 3:28 am
I was going to say, at least they brought the tying run to the plate, but they actually tied it
I was like Julio can tie this with one swing and when that ball went flying I was like holy cow

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