May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14

[DavidGee24]

If that bounces a few inches higher that's a double. Gutless Spankees relying on dumb luck instead of actually beating us on the field.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Randy takes one for the team.

[seth8734]

Fucking weak ass warning track classic power. Well sadly Skanks will win the game right here. Dan will be so proud of the bombers he will tear up in enjoyment!!!

Damn it, i told you to use the force Seth. It only needed a few feet more to make it over the wall.

Sadly the force is not strong enough to cash in here!!! PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!

Fuckkk yesss Moore can't even beat out a slow grounder. Here comes another 4 in a row Dan is so excited to see his minor league pitching get absolutely torched in Slam Diego. Calling a record breaking homer record in 1 series 20+ for them. 3 shit pitchers against a lethal lineup!!!

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Dilly fucking Moore.

[DavidGee24]

Why would you even try to hit a ground ball to the left of the shortstop in that situation.

[seth8734]

If that bounces a few inches higher that's a double. Gutless Spankees relying on dumb luck instead of actually beating us on the field.

That and the umps. We should have the lead if not for them!!! Abs can't get here fast enough!!!

[DavidGee24]

Randy takes one for the team.

Even though it's a one-run game we should definitely retaliate. Hopefully Judge comes up this inning.

[seth8734]

Dan 'NO FIGHT" Wilson has gotta be over the moon 1-5 home stretch!!! So proud of his guys doing exactly what he wanted. Stop winning and help the other teams out!!! Seriously since he has taken over he has not even had a talk with a ump bout a call yet!!! Boone showing what real managers do. Boone gets ejected more in 1 week then Dan will with his whole time here.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Good Snider!

Last licks for our belovedly freakingly frustrating Mariners...

[DavidGee24]

So in the bottom of the ninth we have Taveras, Williamson and Rivas. You can't make this shit up.