Blessed are the Cheesemakers - Life of Bryan Game Thread (Sun 19/4)

[Sibelius Hindemith]

mostonmike now 3-1
Millikin is 1-1
I am 5-3

GT protagonists: three have a win(s). Ten are zero; some of those are low-down, dirty no-shows.

Mike - run off another 5 wins in your streak.

Now that don't add up ta ten. Somethin ain't raght here...

[Millikin]

I'm 2-1!

[D-train]

I'm 2-1!

On pace for over 100 win season!!!!

[rockycola]

I'm 2-1!

And now that adds up to 10.
We've doubled your win total, too.
Thanks for playing.

[rockycola]

mostonmike now 3-1
Millikin is 1-1
I am 5-3

GT protagonists: three have a win(s). Ten are zero; some of those are low-down, dirty no-shows.

Mike - run off another 5 wins in your streak.

Now that don't add up ta ten. Somethin ain't raght here...

Found that lonely, missing one to complete our tenth. My mathematical oversight has been rectified. Thanks to Millikin.
Hope this helps with your self gratification.

[DavidGee24]

Mariners win! We're HEROES!!!

Whoop up on the A'ss here and all of sudden the season flips.

[Donn Beach]

It's not the lineup sucking, it's three players

The Mariners leadoff and 5-9 hitters have posted a 122 wRC+ — third best in the majors. But their 2-4 hitters have posted a a league-worst 53 wRC+

[D-train]

It's not the lineup sucking, it's three players

The Mariners leadoff and 5-9 hitters have posted a 122 wRC+ — third best in the majors. But their 2-4 hitters have posted a a league-worst 53 wRC+

Yeah I have been saying that for days. It is beyond ironic. That is why we can't fix the offense at the trade deadline. They just have to hope those three start hitting. They obviously aren't getting replaced like Tellez/Solano and Williamson were last trade deadline.

[bpj]

It's not the lineup sucking, it's three players

The Mariners leadoff and 5-9 hitters have posted a 122 wRC+ — third best in the majors. But their 2-4 hitters have posted a a league-worst 53 wRC+

Yeah I have been saying that for days. It is beyond ironic. That is why we can't fix the offense at the trade deadline. They just have to hope those three start hitting. They obviously aren't getting replaced like Tellez/Solano and Williamson were last trade deadline.

This isn't exactly what I mean when I say we don't have any actual MOTO hitters, but I can't think of a better way to drive home the point...

[D-train]

It's not the lineup sucking, it's three players

Yeah I have been saying that for days. It is beyond ironic. That is why we can't fix the offense at the trade deadline. They just have to hope those three start hitting. They obviously aren't getting replaced like Tellez/Solano and Williamson were last trade deadline.

This isn't exactly what I mean when I say we don't have any actual MOTO hitters, but I can't think of a better way to drive home the point...

Too small of sample and they don't let him hit lefties so Raley doesn't qualify either but his 1.000 OPS certainly would.