8/8/26 How about we hit some jacks off Jax game thread

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Re: 8/8/26 How about we hit some jacks off Jax game thread

Post by Michael K. » Sun Aug 09, 2026 4:48 am

Big_Maple wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2026 4:19 am
Taylor Ward has had 2 hits since coming to the mariners. Batting .143

Great job, Jerry.
I HATE Jerry, but at what point do douche bag no talent MFers like Ward gave to answer for why they suck ass? Name a player that is earning their salary? They all suck, and they all continue to get paid.

This is baseball. Everyone one this roster is underperforming per their salary, and all we do, me included, is blame the people paying their salary. Not one fucking guy on this roster minus maybe Randy is performing at a level that would equal a playoff contender. But we someone give every one of these fuckers a pass.

They all suck, all of them. Every damn last one of them is shitty at what they get paid an ass load of money to do. But it just be the fault of the people paying them too much money, right?

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Re: 8/8/26 How about we hit some jacks off Jax game thread

Post by Sports Hernia » Sun Aug 09, 2026 4:50 am

Boring ass team. Naylor is the only one that showed up.
At this rate Dan will be gone at the end of the year.
Founding member of the John Stanton hate club.

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Re: 8/8/26 How about we hit some jacks off Jax game thread

Post by seth8734 » Sun Aug 09, 2026 4:50 am

So Donno cost us the game with his bat and glove without him this is a win. THIS FKKING TEAM IS A HUGE DISGRACE.

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Re: 8/8/26 How about we hit some jacks off Jax game thread

Post by D-train » Sun Aug 09, 2026 5:14 am

Big_Maple wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2026 4:19 am
Taylor Ward has had 2 hits since coming to the mariners. Batting .143

Great job, Jerry.
Now ZERO walks in 18 PAs after average one every 5.8 PAs with the O's. Seems he is adapting his approach to fit in with the cool kids...
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Re: 8/8/26 How about we hit some jacks off Jax game thread

Post by D-train » Sun Aug 09, 2026 5:29 am

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Re: 8/8/26 How about we hit some jacks off Jax game thread

Post by Gametime » Sun Aug 09, 2026 5:55 am

Southpaw773 wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2026 4:45 am
Donovan was a bad signing. An omen for the season.
They’re gonna be ten games out in a week and they don’t care. They will just do another Jimothy night.
Dipshit Dipoto traded for him.

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