May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14

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May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14

Post by Coeurd’Alene J » Wed May 14, 2025 1:21 pm

Well as David says we held them down in the 11th inning and farted on their heads. Let’s do it again



May the Farts be with them

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Post by DavidGee24 » Wed May 14, 2025 2:19 pm

Spankees are throwing a scrub today, so if Castillo cares enough we should take this one. Unfortunately the scrubs on our roster have woken up so runs are really tough to come by.

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Post by Coeurd’Alene J » Wed May 14, 2025 2:27 pm

DavidGee24 wrote:
Wed May 14, 2025 2:19 pm
Spankees are throwing a scrub today, so if Castillo cares enough we should take this one. Unfortunately the scrubs on our roster have woken up so runs are really tough to come by.
Scrub versus scrub.

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Post by seth8734 » Wed May 14, 2025 7:55 pm

Jp now hurt!!! Seriously there is no team in worse shape then us. 4 starting bats now injured it just continues. Ughhhh hoping not serious!!

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Post by DavidGee24 » Wed May 14, 2025 8:16 pm

Julio with the spectacular home run robbery! I wonder if that's the first time that's ever happened in MLB on the first batter of the game.

Castillo doing everything he can to give up some runs anyway.

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Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14

Post by TLO Idaho » Wed May 14, 2025 8:19 pm

Nice over the fence catch by Julio.
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Post by seth8734 » Wed May 14, 2025 8:24 pm

Great job Castillo getting out of a big jam!!!! Still no news on Jp which is not good!!! Hopefully can scratch out a series win would be huge!!!

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Post by DavidGee24 » Wed May 14, 2025 8:32 pm

Will Warren in MLB: career ERA of 6.90 and career WHIP of 1.568
Will Warren in the minors: career ERA of 4.31 and career WHIP of 1.311

And he just had an easy time of it in the first against us. If I were the manager, I'd call time in the middle of the inning, walk out of the dugout, point at Warren, hold up my fingers showing his career ERA and WHIP while yelling at the team for not pummeling a dogshit pitcher. Seriously, I would show the guy up in full view of everyone.

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Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Wed May 14, 2025 8:41 pm

seth8734 wrote:
Wed May 14, 2025 7:55 pm
Jp now hurt!!! Seriously there is no team in worse shape then us. 4 starting bats now injured it just continues. Ughhhh hoping not serious!!
What happened? Did he hurt himself celebrating his walk-off single?

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Re: May the Farce be with you Yanks vs Mariners 5-14

Post by DavidGee24 » Wed May 14, 2025 8:43 pm

Five consecutive Ks against a guy who isn't good enough to strike out five consecutive batters. And what did we have yesterday, eight in a row? How HARD is it to make contact, especially against a dogshit pitcher?

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