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Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shithole. Swat the Twins GT 4/28
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 8:18 pm
by rockycola
Time to start swatting Twins and embark on a long win streak. Win 5 in a row and VOILA! 54%.
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Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shithole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 8:21 pm
by rockycola
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Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shilhole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 8:53 pm
by DavidGee24
When I was ten my family drove to Minnesota with the intention of living there. We stayed in Bemidji and thank goodness that after a month my Mom said fuck this, I left this state for a reason. What could have been. I'm picturing myself in my alternate life on the Twins Forum getting ready to root for the Twins against the Mariners while wearing one of those big dopey floppy-eared hats.
Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shilhole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 9:04 pm
by D-train
It has somehow passed California as the most F-d up state in the Nation. When your Governor is Tim Walsh you are basically doomed. lol What a clown car.
Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shilhole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 9:37 pm
by D-train
Ty France is playing 3B and has a .999 OPS
Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shilhole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:05 pm
by DavidGee24
D-train wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 9:04 pm
It has somehow passed California as the most F-d up state in the Nation. When your Governor is Tim Walsh you are basically doomed. lol What a clown car.
And it has also passed Florida as the state where the most stupid shit happens. Which is amazing when you consider the advantage Florida has with all the alligators there for the stupid people.
Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shilhole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:23 pm
by Millikin
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:05 pm
D-train wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 9:04 pm
It has somehow passed California as the most F-d up state in the Nation. When your Governor is Tim Walsh you are basically doomed. lol What a clown car.
And it has also passed Florida as the state where the most stupid shit happens. Which is amazing when you consider the advantage Florida has with all the alligators there for the stupid people.
I think Florida's extreme flatness, abundance of Waffle Houses and the humidity just make people crazy.
Actually, and this really takes the fun out of the whole "Florida Man" thing: The reason there are so many stories about Floridians doing wacky shit is because the arrest record is public, detailed, updated daily, and available online. Local news outlets just look for crazy stuff that happened recently and publish stories.
In most states, getting an arrest record takes more work and the records don't always include a lot of detail. In Florida the officer's narrative of the incident is included in the arrest record so the stories write themselves.
I used to work for a background check company and learned how varied different states were about providing public info. For example, at the time (20+ years ago) Washington State had an online arrest-record search that anyone could use. But there was no information about the arrests, just basic name and time of arrest. To get more info, you had to fax a form, then eventually you'd get a fax back with more info.
Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shilhole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:31 pm
by D-train
Millikin wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:23 pm
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:05 pm
D-train wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 9:04 pm
It has somehow passed California as the most F-d up state in the Nation. When your Governor is Tim Walsh you are basically doomed. lol What a clown car.
And it has also passed Florida as the state where the most stupid shit happens. Which is amazing when you consider the advantage Florida has with all the alligators there for the stupid people.
I think Florida's extreme flatness, abundance of Waffle Houses and the humidity just make people crazy.
Actually, and this really takes the fun out of the whole "Florida Man" thing: The reason there are so many stories about Floridians doing wacky shit is because the arrest record is public, detailed, updated daily, and available online. Local news outlets just look for crazy stuff that happened recently and publish stories.
In most states, getting an arrest record takes more work and the records don't always include a lot of detail. In Florida the officer's narrative of the incident is included in the arrest record so the stories write themselves.
I used to work for a background check company and learned how varied different states were about providing public info. For example, at the time (20+ years ago) Washington State had an online arrest-record search that anyone could use. But there was no information about the arrests, just basic name and time of arrest. To get more info, you had to fax a form, then eventually you'd get a fax back with more info.
Reminds me of the Andy Griffith episode when Andy saw a newspaper clipping of a pic in his GF, Helen Crumps souvenier box of her getting arrested. He called the Kansas City police station and had to wait three days to find out she was getting a PHD in criminal justice and had to infiltrate the KC mob to research for her thesis. Just in the nick of time. The Mayberry school board almost fired her. I was on the edge of my seat all 7 times I have watched that episode!
Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shilhole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:32 pm
by DavidGee24
Millikin wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:23 pm
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:05 pm
D-train wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 9:04 pm
It has somehow passed California as the most F-d up state in the Nation. When your Governor is Tim Walsh you are basically doomed. lol What a clown car.
And it has also passed Florida as the state where the most stupid shit happens. Which is amazing when you consider the advantage Florida has with all the alligators there for the stupid people.
I think Florida's extreme flatness, abundance of Waffle Houses and the humidity just make people crazy.
Actually, and this really takes the fun out of the whole "Florida Man" thing: The reason there are so many stories about Floridians doing wacky shit is because the arrest record is public, detailed, updated daily, and available online. Local news outlets just look for crazy stuff that happened recently and publish stories.
In most states, getting an arrest record takes more work and the records don't always include a lot of detail. In Florida the officer's narrative of the incident is included in the arrest record so the stories write themselves.
I used to work for a background check company and learned how varied different states were about providing public info. For example, at the time (20+ years ago) Washington State had an online arrest-record search that anyone could use. But there was no information about the arrests, just basic name and time of arrest. To get more info, you had to fax a form, then eventually you'd get a fax back with more info.
Makes sense, there are probably more people in the Yellowstone area who get blasted by buffalo that they're trying to take selfies with than people getting eaten by gators in Florida but the only time you ever hear about it happening is when someone films it. Case in point:
https://www.facebook.com/PoweredbyPerkO ... 263921698/
Re: Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shilhole. Swat the Twins GT
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:34 pm
by D-train
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:32 pm
Millikin wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:23 pm
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:05 pm
And it has also passed Florida as the state where the most stupid shit happens. Which is amazing when you consider the advantage Florida has with all the alligators there for the stupid people.
I think Florida's extreme flatness, abundance of Waffle Houses and the humidity just make people crazy.
Actually, and this really takes the fun out of the whole "Florida Man" thing: The reason there are so many stories about Floridians doing wacky shit is because the arrest record is public, detailed, updated daily, and available online. Local news outlets just look for crazy stuff that happened recently and publish stories.
In most states, getting an arrest record takes more work and the records don't always include a lot of detail. In Florida the officer's narrative of the incident is included in the arrest record so the stories write themselves.
I used to work for a background check company and learned how varied different states were about providing public info. For example, at the time (20+ years ago) Washington State had an online arrest-record search that anyone could use. But there was no information about the arrests, just basic name and time of arrest. To get more info, you had to fax a form, then eventually you'd get a fax back with more info.
Makes sense, there are probably more people in the Yellowstone area who get blasted by buffalo that they're trying to take selfies with than people getting eaten by gators in Florida but the only time you ever hear about it happening is when someone films it. Case in point:
https://www.facebook.com/PoweredbyPerkO ... 263921698/
Every NBA GM is trying to get a hold if that guy right now. That was the best flop I have ever seen. Didn't even touch him. lol