M's vs Twins Red Sea Miracle Sunday GT August 2, 2026
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2026 1:35 am
Tomorrow at T-Mobile Park (4:10 p.m.), George Kirby takes the ball against Taj Bradley. We’re 30-24 at home for a reason. let’s get the W! (I don't know the reason.). We've got two chances to win this series,,,,Slim and Divine Intervention. Mariner fans are toughest in the league....they go to the dentist without novocaine...we thrive on brutal pain, humiliation, and mockery...it's what makes us special.
Kirby needs to avoid becoming too fastball-heavy or sweeper-heavy in the same spots. Kirby must avoid the middle of the plate to Josh Bell specifically. Bell has had success against Kirby, so keep the ball out of his happy zones. T-Mobile Park also helps suppress some fly-ball damage. Kirby has mixed results historically vs. Minnesota but generally competes well when locating. Odds are KIRBY WILL LEAVE A COUPLE FAT ONES OUT THERE.
Mariners should be patient against Bradley, but it'r not their style lately. Avoid free-swinging early; make him work.Bradley has mixed results in limited career looks against Seattle (including a solid outing earlier in 2026). When he’s locating the FB/cutter combination, he’s tough. When walks or elevated secondaries appear, the Mariners’ lineup can capitalize by staying patient and attacking the middle of the plate. Odds are only players 2-9 WILL BE SWINGING AT A LOT OF SHIT OUTSIDE THE ZONE AND LOOKING AT SOME CALLED THIRD STRIKES RIGHT IN THEIR GD WHEELHOUSEs!
Question for Dan.....Why is Garver on this team when Paredes is healthy in Tacoma)
recommended line up. (put a clothespin to your nose to pencil in 6-9)
1- Cole Young
2. Randy Arozarena
3. Dominic Canzone
4. Julio Rodriguez
5. Josh Naylor
6. Cal Raleigh
7. Weston Wilson
8. Colt Emerson
9. Victor Robles
Advice for Dan......Don't get cute running the game. Eliminate the two words "you know" when delivering post game excuses. We don't know! Who is running this shit show? Finally get ready to start writing your memoirs cause you'll have plenty of free time next season.
OK Lord! We are at the Red Sea and the Egyptian chariots are bearing down! Part the waters! We need a miracle!!!
Kirby needs to avoid becoming too fastball-heavy or sweeper-heavy in the same spots. Kirby must avoid the middle of the plate to Josh Bell specifically. Bell has had success against Kirby, so keep the ball out of his happy zones. T-Mobile Park also helps suppress some fly-ball damage. Kirby has mixed results historically vs. Minnesota but generally competes well when locating. Odds are KIRBY WILL LEAVE A COUPLE FAT ONES OUT THERE.
Mariners should be patient against Bradley, but it'r not their style lately. Avoid free-swinging early; make him work.Bradley has mixed results in limited career looks against Seattle (including a solid outing earlier in 2026). When he’s locating the FB/cutter combination, he’s tough. When walks or elevated secondaries appear, the Mariners’ lineup can capitalize by staying patient and attacking the middle of the plate. Odds are only players 2-9 WILL BE SWINGING AT A LOT OF SHIT OUTSIDE THE ZONE AND LOOKING AT SOME CALLED THIRD STRIKES RIGHT IN THEIR GD WHEELHOUSEs!
Question for Dan.....Why is Garver on this team when Paredes is healthy in Tacoma)
recommended line up. (put a clothespin to your nose to pencil in 6-9)
1- Cole Young
2. Randy Arozarena
3. Dominic Canzone
4. Julio Rodriguez
5. Josh Naylor
6. Cal Raleigh
7. Weston Wilson
8. Colt Emerson
9. Victor Robles
Advice for Dan......Don't get cute running the game. Eliminate the two words "you know" when delivering post game excuses. We don't know! Who is running this shit show? Finally get ready to start writing your memoirs cause you'll have plenty of free time next season.
OK Lord! We are at the Red Sea and the Egyptian chariots are bearing down! Part the waters! We need a miracle!!!