The stuff that's gone wrong this season
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2026 5:06 pm
* Cal Raleigh not shaking Randy Arozarena's hand at the WBC which ended up being a harbinger of things to come
* Signing Rob Refsnyder who's always raked left-handed pitching but suddenly stopped raking any pitching
* Signing Josh Naylor to a big contract and then watching his power magically disappear
* Trading for solid player Brendan Donovan who not only got hurt and missed a lot of time but then came back and became the first player in the entire history of MLB to get beaned in the batting cage and end up out for the rest of the season
* Trading top (albeit overrated) prospect Harry Ford for Jose Ferrer who supposedly has great stuff but sucked for the Nats and still sucks
* Re-signing Mitch Garver so that he could suck on this team for the third season in a row
* Calling up top prospect Colt Emerson who started well and then went to hell
* Calling up top prospect Kade Anderson who had one of the best seasons ever in the minors but is getting hit hard at the MLB level
* The continued regression of Julio Rodriguez, the stupidest player in baseball
* The continued regression of George Kirby
* Cal Raleigh having possibly the most inexplicable one-season 180 in MLB history
* Bryce Miller being about the best pitcher in baseball in the first half and about the worst pitcher in baseball in the second half
* Logan Gilbert continuing his baffling career in which he has an incredible 1.059 WHIP but a mediocre 3.60 ERA
* Andres Munoz blowing ten saves
* Eduard Bazardo giving up home run after home run after home run
* Leo Rivas who had shown a lot of promise last year as a utility player being completely unable to hit
* Trading for Taylor Ward who against astronomical odds has actually hit worse than Rob Refsnyder did
* Having the 50th anniversary all-time ceremony and then losing 3-2 as part of a three-game sweep against the Rays in which they scored a total of four runs
* Went 28 games without scoring in the first inning, three shy of the MLB record and third-worst streak of all time
* Julio Rodriguez in the same week throwing the ball into the stands with two outs and then getting a pitch clock violation...in center field
* Bryan Woo being unable to pitch on the road
* Conversely, Logan Gilbert giving up 24 dingers at home but only four on the road while becoming the first Mariner pitcher to give up four home runs in one inning
* Luis Castillo's career going off a cliff
* Having the worst bullpen in all of baseball for the second half of the season
* Having the worst offense in all of baseball for the entire season
* Having the worst defense in all of baseball for the entire season and one of the worst in the Statcast era (-45 runs according to Statcast)
* Suffering the worst loss in franchise history, 22-0 to the Brewers
* Continuously following up big victories with horrific losses
* Late in the season winning series against the Phillies, Cubs and Red Sox yet being unable to beat the likes of the A's and Angels
* Being presently 6 1/2 games out of first place in the worst-ever AL West season in which the division winner might end up being under .500
* Dan Wilson shattering the all-time sports record by May for saying "Tough one"
I'm sure there's more, but you look at this and just wonder how the hell this team has actually WON 70 games.
* Signing Rob Refsnyder who's always raked left-handed pitching but suddenly stopped raking any pitching
* Signing Josh Naylor to a big contract and then watching his power magically disappear
* Trading for solid player Brendan Donovan who not only got hurt and missed a lot of time but then came back and became the first player in the entire history of MLB to get beaned in the batting cage and end up out for the rest of the season
* Trading top (albeit overrated) prospect Harry Ford for Jose Ferrer who supposedly has great stuff but sucked for the Nats and still sucks
* Re-signing Mitch Garver so that he could suck on this team for the third season in a row
* Calling up top prospect Colt Emerson who started well and then went to hell
* Calling up top prospect Kade Anderson who had one of the best seasons ever in the minors but is getting hit hard at the MLB level
* The continued regression of Julio Rodriguez, the stupidest player in baseball
* The continued regression of George Kirby
* Cal Raleigh having possibly the most inexplicable one-season 180 in MLB history
* Bryce Miller being about the best pitcher in baseball in the first half and about the worst pitcher in baseball in the second half
* Logan Gilbert continuing his baffling career in which he has an incredible 1.059 WHIP but a mediocre 3.60 ERA
* Andres Munoz blowing ten saves
* Eduard Bazardo giving up home run after home run after home run
* Leo Rivas who had shown a lot of promise last year as a utility player being completely unable to hit
* Trading for Taylor Ward who against astronomical odds has actually hit worse than Rob Refsnyder did
* Having the 50th anniversary all-time ceremony and then losing 3-2 as part of a three-game sweep against the Rays in which they scored a total of four runs
* Went 28 games without scoring in the first inning, three shy of the MLB record and third-worst streak of all time
* Julio Rodriguez in the same week throwing the ball into the stands with two outs and then getting a pitch clock violation...in center field
* Bryan Woo being unable to pitch on the road
* Conversely, Logan Gilbert giving up 24 dingers at home but only four on the road while becoming the first Mariner pitcher to give up four home runs in one inning
* Luis Castillo's career going off a cliff
* Having the worst bullpen in all of baseball for the second half of the season
* Having the worst offense in all of baseball for the entire season
* Having the worst defense in all of baseball for the entire season and one of the worst in the Statcast era (-45 runs according to Statcast)
* Suffering the worst loss in franchise history, 22-0 to the Brewers
* Continuously following up big victories with horrific losses
* Late in the season winning series against the Phillies, Cubs and Red Sox yet being unable to beat the likes of the A's and Angels
* Being presently 6 1/2 games out of first place in the worst-ever AL West season in which the division winner might end up being under .500
* Dan Wilson shattering the all-time sports record by May for saying "Tough one"
I'm sure there's more, but you look at this and just wonder how the hell this team has actually WON 70 games.