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Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:40 pm
by D-train
Yusei Kikuchi
LHP
1-1, 3.98 ERA, 35 SO
Jonathan Loaisiga
RHP
1-0, 2.70 ERA, 10 SO
Dee Gordon (L) 2B
Mitch Haniger (R) CF
Daniel Vogelbach (L) DH
Edwin Encarnacion (R) 1B
Domingo Santana (R) LF
Jay Bruce (L) RF
Omar Narvaez (L) C
Ryon Healy (R) 3B
Dylan Moore (R) SS
DJ LeMahieu (R) 2B
Luke Voit (R) 1B
Clint Frazier (R) RF
Gleyber Torres (R) SS
Miguel Andujar (R) DH
Gio Urshela (R) 3B
Cameron Maybin (R) LF
Austin Romine (R) C
Mike Tauchman (L) CF
Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:42 pm
by rockycola
You've either got balls of steel or you've got balls of jello to take on today's game thread! Good luck!
Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 8:31 pm
by DavidGee24
I figure it's more we've got brains of ****.
Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 8:37 pm
by rockycola
DavidGee24 wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 8:31 pm
I figure it's more we've got brains of ****.
Well, if I had brains of steel I'd stay clear of magnets..............do those brains come stainless?
Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 8:39 pm
by Ziskmagic
IUnril this thread, I'd never wondered what the record was for combined syllables between a pair of starting pitchers was.
Anyone got software to speed up my manual research?
Go Linguistic Anomalies!
Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 9:08 pm
by Sexymarinersfan
I predicted 80-82, so......! Not that I want that.
Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 10:51 pm
by bpj
Why do they insist on playing their 25th man? Every damn day it makes us worse.
Haniger's out, Santana's out, now Beckham's out..
Judas priest, they pay these bums way too much (even rookies) to give them routine days off. It's a G.D. game they're lucky to play. Bunch of pansies playing nowadays.
Either that or Servais needs to stop putting the team at a daily disadvantage for no reason. Every day with the replacement player that's .150 OPS lower than the guy he's replacing. So dumb.
Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 10:56 pm
by Oso Dorado
The M’s continue with their grim reluctance to blow a game open with a key hit.
Jay Bruce is Buhneresque with 22 hits and 23 RBI s
Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 10:56 pm
by D-train
bpj wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 10:51 pm
Why do they insist on playing their 25th man? Every damn day it makes us worse.
Haniger's out, Santana's out, now Beckham's out..
Judas priest, they pay these bums way too much (even rookies) to give them routine days off. It's a G.D. game they're lucky to play. Bunch of pansies playing nowadays.
Either that or Servais needs to stop putting the team at a daily disadvantage for no reason. Every day with the replacement player that's .150 OPS lower than the guy he's replacing. So dumb.
He needs to rest the regulars in May so they are fresh in Sept for the Pennant race!

Re: Please God not sub .500 game thread
Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 10:58 pm
by bpj
D-train wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 10:56 pm
bpj wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 10:51 pm
Why do they insist on playing their 25th man? Every damn day it makes us worse.
Haniger's out, Santana's out, now Beckham's out..
Judas priest, they pay these bums way too much (even rookies) to give them routine days off. It's a G.D. game they're lucky to play. Bunch of pansies playing nowadays.
Either that or Servais needs to stop putting the team at a daily disadvantage for no reason. Every day with the replacement player that's .150 OPS lower than the guy he's replacing. So dumb.
He needs to rest the regulars in May so they are fresh in Sept for the Pennant race!
Pfft, right?! Good Lord.
That's why I say you plant a guy there like Ichiro that you never want in the game anyways, but can provide decent defense.
Servais treats this like Little League. I swear I heard him talk about "using everybody" the other day. Turned my stomach.