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Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 1:56 am
by maoling
Fat Russell has shed some pounds this offseason, but he is being coy about how much.
Don't quote me, but it appears he has also undergone breast enhancement surgery recently and may be taking estrogen injections on the advice of his wife and life coach, Cialis.
He wants to achieve something no other NFL player has ever accomplished: to be the first trans-LBGTQB to win a SB.
I am rooting for him. For them.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/br ... r-AA1bHdJg
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:12 am
by D-train
Best Shape of his life??? LOL Don't forget we still need to root for them to lose because we have their 3rd round pick next year.
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 5:16 pm
by maoling
D-train wrote: ↑Sat May 27, 2023 11:12 am
Best Shape of his life??? LOL Don't forget we still need to root for them to lose because we have their 3rd round pick next year.
LOL, it would be nice to grab our QB of the future with that pick, after Denver goes 7-10 or some shite. Just to twist the knife.
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 6:05 pm
by douche
In addition, I'm sure everyone has noticed his reduced presence on social media in the last couple of months. Probably has a lot do with Payton. The Hollywood era is over in DEN.
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 6:12 pm
by Donn Beach
Payton was who he wanted to replace PC in Seattle supposedly, so he does seem to have the coach he wanted
.Alongside just wanting Carroll fired, Wilson had a replacement in mind. He wanted Sean Payton as his new coach in Seattle. Now, the pair has been united with the Denver Broncos.
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 8:12 pm
by trharder
D-train wrote: ↑Sat May 27, 2023 11:12 am
Best Shape of his life??? LOL Don't forget we still need to root for them to lose because we have their 3rd round pick next year.
Meh.
I'll be silently hoping RW makes a comeback to prove how ridiculous the media and whiny Denver fans are.
Dark Russ, The cheesy Vilian, will be more fun. I'm not worried about the 3rd round pick.
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 pm
by Donn Beach
I think he will too, there was improvement in his performance after they fired Hackett. Payton will get more out of him
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 9:33 pm
by D-train
Donn Beach wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 pm
I think he will too, there was improvement in his performance after they fired Hackett. Payton will get more out of him
If it wasn't for Maury Wills Hackett might have been the biggest bust hire in Pro Sports coaching history.
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 11:47 pm
by auroraave
D-train wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 9:33 pm
Donn Beach wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 pm
I think he will too, there was improvement in his performance after they fired Hackett. Payton will get more out of him
If it wasn't for Maury Wills Hackett might have been the biggest bust hire in Pro Sports coaching history.
"Hold my f*cking beer..."
-- Tyrone Willingham
Re: Fat Russell Slims Down
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 11:52 pm
by SeattleAddict
auroraave wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 11:47 pm
D-train wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 9:33 pm
Donn Beach wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 pm
I think he will too, there was improvement in his performance after they fired Hackett. Payton will get more out of him
If it wasn't for Maury Wills Hackett might have been the biggest bust hire in Pro Sports coaching history.
"Hold my f*cking beer..."
-- Tyrone Willingham
That name is never to be uttered. It was a dark time that Husky fans wish to pretend never happened.