Postmortem: SEA at CHI

[douche]

I've decided to take the post mortem into my own hands. Only because I'm so pissed off. And apologies to aurora.

First of all, fuck these guys. And fuck the coaching. 6 points against a 4 win team? Beyond words.

D showed up. And the offense? Well, Grubb is nothing but a grub.

MVP of the game goes to... the kicker!

Macdonald needs to figure this shit out. It's pathetic, embarrassing and unacceptable. Paul Allen is rolling in his grave.

[Nwadventure]

Sharpening the pitchfork- The play calling and QB play were beyond description, while the D straight up balls out- How many up the gut or to the side delayed running plays that we all knew had zero chance of success- At least eight tonight ? Geno been to an optometrist in the last decade ?

[trharder]

There's no way Grubb can be back as OC next year, right?

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Well, i think Waldren is available. Bevell too. Heck, Schotty will probably be soon as well.

[Gametime]

Geno is an average at best WB. Our oline was ok tonight. But, Grubb was horrid. Zero creativity Overall just bad.

[Donn Beach]

Kinda interesting from field gulls

One the harshest, and most under-discussed themes in the modern NFL is the constant state of flux among coordinators. In today’s league, you’re either promoted or fired, and it happens quickly. To wit, Ben Johnson of the Detroit Lions is the only offensive coordinator who has held that position with the same team for more than two years. Read that again. And honestly, it’s only because he removed himself from consideration from the Commanders head coaching job.

[auroraave]

That's a postmortem? You put about as much effort into that as Seattle's offense did. Too bad, I had a good column teed up. I guess now it's just five lines of throwing a tantrum? Ummmm.... I suppose if you want no analysis or any critical thinking involved, this is the new version of the column for you. "I'm mad, and this is my post!" which belongs in the game thread.

Enjoy!

[trharder]

There is a legitimate reason this game was as shitty as it was and it's called Thursday night football the day after
Christmas, in Chicago. 4 days after playing the 12-2 Vikings in a bitter slugfest, which they lost. In the rain.
Geno's knee is sore as fuck. The defense put up a pretty good effort and that was enough.

[douche]

I wasn't aware that you owned the copyright to the postmortem thread. I was also unaware that I required your permission to post on this forum. Please accept my most deepest, humblest and heartfelt apologies as these things were obviously not explained clearly to me upon signing up for said forum.

And rest assured, going forward I'll be sure to seek your blessing and expressed approval to post as such. As well, I will submit all future posts to you directly so that you may peruse them (and approve them) before posting to the actual forum. Not to be a pain, but I will also require explicit approval from you so that I may post my comments in the appropriate thread.

Not sure what I was thinking, perhaps my anger got the best of me.

PS - It is my sincere hope that this is the correct forum (and thread) to be posting the above comments. I do not wish to offend anyone.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

C'mon man, that's his gig. Doesn't need a copyright, owns it by virtue of the effort he puts into it. Yoh should have titled this thread Autopsy: Seahags @ Beers.