Seattle Sports Columnist struggling to kick his Woke addiction

[D-train]

How can someone who has been around for YEARS to the point of being in the twilight of their careers that we have never heard of be a Super Star. What a woke joke.

The city of Seattle will unearth a superstar
Consider the star power that has recently resided in Seattle:

Griffey, Ichiro, Edgar, Felix, Sherm, Marshawn, Sue, Stewie, Rapinoe, etc.

(You know the longer list.)

Suddenly, this is a city without a superstar.

Mariners center fielder Julio Rodriguez — whose bat too often busted in 2024 — has yet to reach his prolific potential. Seahawks wide receiver Jaxon Smith-Njigba and defensive lineman Leonard Williams posted impressive numbers, but neither earned a Pro Bowl nod. Kraken center Matty Beniers was the No. 2 overall pick in the 2021 NHL draft but has yet to replicate his impressive rookie season. Storm guard Jewell Loyd set the WNBA scoring record in 2023 … while shooting just 37%. The Storm’s Nneka Ogwumike and Skylar Diggins-Smith and the Reign’s Lynn Williams are likely in the twilight of terrific careers.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

Nie just a meenute theh mite, layst i checked Michael Deeckson was steell in Sighattle.

[Walla Walla Dawg II]

Nie just a meenute theh mite, layst i checked Michael Deeckson was steell in Sighattle.

I just wanted to quote this before you corrected it.

[D-train]

Nie just a meenute theh mite, layst i checked Michael Deeckson was steell in Sighattle.

I just wanted to quote this before you corrected it.

Correct what? That was his Aussie accent. lol

[Michael K.]

Nie just a meenute theh mite, layst i checked Michael Deeckson was steell in Sighattle.

I just wanted to quote this before you corrected it.

Correct what? That was his Aussie accent. lol

I read it in my best Ryan Rowland-Smith accent.

[Donn Beach]

Accents are probably up there with sarcasm, thought that was a pretty good attempt

[Walla Walla Dawg II]

Nie just a meenute theh mite, layst i checked Michael Deeckson was steell in Sighattle.

I just wanted to quote this before you corrected it.

Correct what? That was his Aussie accent. lol

I couldn't understand a damn thing he said.


I figured alcohol was involved.