WANTED : TIME TRAVEL COMPANION

[Moe Gibbs]

WANTED : SOMEBODY TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH ME. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. YOU WILL GET PAID WHEN WE GET BACK.
MUST BRING OWN WEAPONS. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED. I HAVE ONLY DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.....!

[D-train]

WANTED : SOMEBODY TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH ME. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. YOU WILL GET PAID WHEN WE GET BACK.
MUST BRING OWN WEAPONS. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED. I HAVE ONLY DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.....!

I'm in!

[Grandma Lynn]

That's timely. Today I said I wished
Seattle was like it was years ago!
I've lived long enough to know the
difference, I guess. And was born
in Seattle.(No, they didn't have the
horse and buggies anymore when
that happened.)

[Moe Gibbs]

WANTED : SOMEBODY TO GO BACK IN TIME WITH ME. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. YOU WILL GET PAID WHEN WE GET BACK.
MUST BRING OWN WEAPONS. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED. I HAVE ONLY DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.....!

I'm in!

This ad always cracks me up. The guy who originally wrote it was a regular contributor to one of the "Backwoods Home" type magazines. Back then there were all sorts of crazy looking ads, but this guy wanted to come up with the craziest of the crazy. He included a PO Box addy to respond to and HE DID get lots of responses.

[bpj]

That's timely. Today I said I wished
Seattle was like it was years ago!
I've lived long enough to know the
difference, I guess. And was born
in Seattle.(No, they didn't have the
horse and buggies anymore when
that happened.)

Seeing the societal ruins on full display must be heartwrenching

[D-train]

That's timely. Today I said I wished
Seattle was like it was years ago!
I've lived long enough to know the
difference, I guess. And was born
in Seattle.(No, they didn't have the
horse and buggies anymore when
that happened.)

Seeing the societal ruins on full display must be heartwrenching

Makes the political term "Progressive" one of the most ridiculous and ironic in the history of the English language.