Seattle we have a problem II 4/8 GT (SEA vs HOU)

[Donn Beach]

Nope... instead JP takes his 15th worthless walk of the season b.c he's too chicken shit to actually put good wood on the baseball.

I'll take a walk from my nine hitter to flip the lineup

[Seattle or Bust]

Dilly Fn Moore is having a game.

Moore blows. Good thing his contract is up at the end of the year

Dylan Moore was slashing .381/.480/.667/1.147 before this game in an offense of dogshit hitters.

Per usual, you just casually throw out the world's worst takes.

[seth8734]

Dilly Fn Moore is having a game.

Moore blows. Good thing his contract is up at the end of the year

Dylan Moore was slashing .381/.480/.667/1.147 before this game in an offense of dogshit hitters.

Per usual, you just casually throw out the world's worst takes.

He also has had 2 big errors that's gave them runs. We would be winning 1-0 that triple never scored!

[Seattle or Bust]

Nope... instead JP takes his 15th worthless walk of the season b.c he's too chicken shit to actually put good wood on the baseball.

I'll take a walk from my nine hitter to flip the lineup

Oh... so JP is out 9 hole hitter now?

I thought he wanted to be an All Star every year and was upset that they didn't give him leadoff.

You know what I won't take from any hitter? Whatever the fuck this is:

[Seattle or Bust]

Moore blows. Good thing his contract is up at the end of the year

Dylan Moore was slashing .381/.480/.667/1.147 before this game in an offense of dogshit hitters.

Per usual, you just casually throw out the world's worst takes.

He also has had 2 big errors that's gave them runs. We would be winning 1-0 that triple never scored!

Fielders make errors.

They wouldn't matter if the offense didn't totally blow ass every fkn game.

[seattlefan-daBronx]

Whew. Couple close calls Speire does the job.

[GL_Storm]

And we have another 0-2 count for Julio.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

...and now we bring you another update from RISP Report: the Mariners are 1 for 9 with RISP tonight. Thanks for following and remember, a watched pot never boils over.

[D-train]

Can Polanco pinch hit or is he just an every other day option at this point?

He is a Gimp. Can only play on Wednesdays.

[Seattle or Bust]

...and now we bring you another update from RISP Report: the Mariners are 1 for 9 with RISP tonight. Thanks for following and remember, a watched pot never boils over.

Weird how Harmony doesn't share these kind of stats.

They're only dead last in wRC+ w. RISP.

Fkn clown.