BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

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BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by Millikin » Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:41 am

You guys see this?

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-ne ... ther-pros/

Burglars recently have hit the houses of Julio, Richard Sherman, Blake Snell and Luis Castillo! In Julio's case, his girlfriend was home and she locked herself in the bathroom.

They even tried Edgar's house, but backed out when they saw someone was home.

What a couple of dickheads! (One guy arrested, but they think there's at least a second accomplice)

And, Julio etc should probably all be in gated communities or hire security when they're out of town.
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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by Millikin » Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:47 am

I just thought of something funny regarding this story.

What if the burglars accidentally broke into the house of the wrong Luis Castillo. They broke into minor league Castillo's house and all they could steal was like... An old sock or half a box of frosted flakes or his black-and-white Zenith TV?
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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by Double Mocha Man » Sat Jun 07, 2025 4:36 pm

Millikin wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:47 am
I just thought of something funny regarding this story.

What if the burglars accidentally broke into the house of the wrong Luis Castillo. They broke into minor league Castillo's house and all they could steal was like... An old sock or half a box of frosted flakes or his black-and-white Zenith TV?
Ahh, you're talking about the possessions of most of the guys at the bottom of our lineup. We need more Mercedes guys!
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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by Double Mocha Man » Sat Jun 07, 2025 4:41 pm

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-ne ... ther-pros/

They even tried Edgar's house,
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Edgar would have taken a bat and doubled their head to the outfield wall...
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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by DavidGee24 » Sat Jun 07, 2025 7:22 pm

Double Mocha Man wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 4:36 pm
Millikin wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:47 am
I just thought of something funny regarding this story.

What if the burglars accidentally broke into the house of the wrong Luis Castillo. They broke into minor league Castillo's house and all they could steal was like... An old sock or half a box of frosted flakes or his black-and-white Zenith TV?
Ahh, you're talking about the possessions of most of the guys at the bottom of our lineup. We need more Mercedes guys!
No kidding, I'm surprised that about a third of our roster doesn't have their cars break down on the way to the ballpark.

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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by DavidGee24 » Sat Jun 07, 2025 7:24 pm

Millikin wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:47 am
I just thought of something funny regarding this story.

What if the burglars accidentally broke into the house of the wrong Luis Castillo. They broke into minor league Castillo's house and all they could steal was like... An old sock or half a box of frosted flakes or his black-and-white Zenith TV?
All right everyone, we've got seven months to beat this for Post Of The Year. 😄

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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by ddraig » Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:54 pm

Millikin wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:47 am
I just thought of something funny regarding this story.

What if the burglars accidentally broke into the house of the wrong Luis Castillo. They broke into minor league Castillo's house and all they could steal was like... An old sock or half a box of frosted flakes or his black-and-white Zenith TV?
What do you have against black and white Zenith TV's? I had one in college in 75/76! Complete with rabbit ears! Geez! That was 50 years ago!

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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by Millikin » Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:57 pm

ddraig wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:54 pm
Millikin wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:47 am
I just thought of something funny regarding this story.

What if the burglars accidentally broke into the house of the wrong Luis Castillo. They broke into minor league Castillo's house and all they could steal was like... An old sock or half a box of frosted flakes or his black-and-white Zenith TV?
What do you have against black and white Zenith TV's? I had one in college in 75/76! Complete with rabbit ears! Geez! That was 50 years ago!
I have some vague memories of fiddling with vertical hold knob, switching to UHF to find weird channels and stations that would only come in if I stood in a certain part of the room.
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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by D-train » Sat Jun 07, 2025 10:19 pm

Millikin wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:41 am
You guys see this?

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-ne ... ther-pros/

Burglars recently have hit the houses of Julio, Richard Sherman, Blake Snell and Luis Castillo! In Julio's case, his girlfriend was home and she locked herself in the bathroom.

They even tried Edgar's house, but backed out when they saw someone was home.

What a couple of dickheads! (One guy arrested, but they think there's at least a second accomplice)

And, Julio etc should probably all be in gated communities or hire security when they're out of town.
Who is leaking their addresses is the question.
dt

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Re: BURGLED: Julio/Castillo/Sherman/Snell

Post by Millikin » Sun Jun 08, 2025 12:41 am

D-train wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 10:19 pm
Millikin wrote:
Sat Jun 07, 2025 5:41 am
You guys see this?

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-ne ... ther-pros/

Burglars recently have hit the houses of Julio, Richard Sherman, Blake Snell and Luis Castillo! In Julio's case, his girlfriend was home and she locked herself in the bathroom.

They even tried Edgar's house, but backed out when they saw someone was home.

What a couple of dickheads! (One guy arrested, but they think there's at least a second accomplice)

And, Julio etc should probably all be in gated communities or hire security when they're out of town.
Who is leaking their addresses is the question.
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