7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

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7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by DavidGee24 » Fri Jul 10, 2026 3:17 am

Oh GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS, what a great time to have my turn at game threads! The team sucks ass and we're facing the league's best team and a good pitcher.

Castillo on the bump. They should change the back of his jersey from "CASTILLO" to "CASTILLO'S TRADE VALUE". And while they're at it, change the back of JP's jersey from "CRAWFORD" to "CRAWFORD'S EXPIRING CONTRACT".

All that said, let's go out there, knock those bums down, and fart on their heads.

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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by DavidGee24 » Fri Jul 10, 2026 7:03 pm

Insane...Patrick Wisdom was a one-dimensional power hitter for the Cubs from 2021-2023, lost the ability to hit big-league pitching in 2024, went to Korea where he was a one-dimensional power hitter in 2025, turned it around at 34 and became probably the top hitter in the PCL in 2026 with 22 home runs, a batting average of .327, and a 1.288 OPS in only 41 games, yet couldn't hit water falling out of a boat when we called him up and would probably be just as bad if we called him up again.

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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by D-train » Fri Jul 10, 2026 7:19 pm

DavidGee24 wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2026 7:03 pm
Insane...Patrick Wisdom was a one-dimensional power hitter for the Cubs from 2021-2023, lost the ability to hit big-league pitching in 2024, went to Korea where he was a one-dimensional power hitter in 2025, turned it around at 34 and became probably the top hitter in the PCL in 2026 with 22 home runs, a batting average of .327, and a 1.288 OPS in only 41 games, yet couldn't hit water falling out of a boat when we called him up and would probably be just as bad if we called him up again.
It is beyond belief....
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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by D-train » Fri Jul 10, 2026 7:25 pm

Colt the past 5 weeks.....
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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by D-train » Fri Jul 10, 2026 7:56 pm

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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by D-train » Fri Jul 10, 2026 8:03 pm

Former POTUS JFK has been found alive it was all fake and he is playing 3B for us today.
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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by D-train » Fri Jul 10, 2026 8:12 pm

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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by DavidGee24 » Fri Jul 10, 2026 8:33 pm

D-train wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2026 8:12 pm
I'd call it Arthuring. Remember in Arthur when he introduces himself to that hooker? At 0:37 of this clip: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegookie/video ... 4874163487

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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Fri Jul 10, 2026 9:48 pm

Wasn't Julio supposed to come off the IL today?

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Re: 7/10/26 My first and last game thread in Tampon Bay

Post by TLO Idaho » Fri Jul 10, 2026 9:57 pm

Sibelius Hindemith wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2026 9:48 pm
Wasn't Julio supposed to come off the IL today?
I thought I heard something about that they may not want him to fly just coming off concussion protocol. They have to coddle our super star. :o

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