7/9/24 Mariners shovel some Manur game thread

[DavidGee24]

Yes, I know it's Mazur, but he pitches like manur so that's his name. Well, at least it is until he shuts down our offense.

So let's see, on the scoreboard I'm 3-3 on game threads but in reality I'm 6-3. If I end up losing out because I was asleep at the wheel, I'm going to grab the gold jacket and take off with it ike Shooter McGavin.

How sad is it that my batting average of .773 this season is 142 points higher than Julio's OPS and higher than every Mariner player's OPS?

Now what say we go knock these bums down and fart on their heads.

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[rockycola]

Way to go chasing those buzzards away
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[desbcoach]

Sadly SS hasn’t got enough of Polanco 50% SO last 7 games so we get some of that pile of

[DavidGee24]

Sadly SS hasn’t got enough of Polanco 50% SO last 7 games so we get some of that pile of

The guy has completely checked out. 5-31 since he returned from injury, and he's looked even worse than that. He'll go 0-4 tonight unless he manages to get hit on the foot again.

[Sibelius Hindemith]

I predict Mazur's ERA will be below 5.50 following tonight's game. I also predict that Gilbert will be an unfocused (spastic) mess through the first couple innings due to being put on the All-star team.

The only way the Mariners can win this game is through Force Mazur (i.e. an act of God).

[desbcoach]

Sadly SS hasn’t got enough of Polanco 50% SO last 7 games so we get some of that pile of

The guy has completely checked out. 5-31 since he returned from injury, and he's looked even worse than that. He'll go 0-4 tonight unless he manages to get hit on the foot again.

Our only hope is Pol pulls a hammy again

[seth8734]

Feeling a guy who has been garbage have an absolute breakout game. Polanco in the lineup so we know this is a loss. He has gotta be done after tonight. He just brings bad vibes to this offense. Let Moore play there with Bliss against lefties. Sorry Logan it's the road and a great team. Gonna be a tough win tonight.

[Coeurd’Alene J]

And I predict we humiliate these losers and Logan has close to a no hitter. Then David can fart on their heads

[seth8734]

And I predict we humiliate these losers and Logan has close to a no hitter. Then David can fart on their heads

That would be awesome. Minus Polanco this lineup looks good. Like Julio batting cleanup.

[DavidGee24]

And I predict we humiliate these losers and Logan has close to a no hitter. Then David can fart on their heads

If it wasn't a weeknight and if we had a good-hitting team that gives you some bang for your buck I'd make the 2-hour drive down and do just that.