Ranger Danger, Rookie pitcher kryptonite GT 9/12

[seth8734]

i think we may get swept here! I was looking at this as a sweep chance for us with Seager out and then Bam Rocker, Scherzer, and DeGrom to bitch slap these Nancy boyz into submission.

Yep Rangers had no pitching this year reason why they were bad. Getting top 3 pitchers back against us. Yea not looking good. Rocker in control. Gotta make him work.

[Millikin]

JP Crawford is the worst.

But hey, he swung so hard that his intentionally loose helmet fell off... So that's pretty cool, huh?

[seth8734]

Sit-down JP lil biitch. Kumar is gonna Rock and Roll these lil bitches. Write it up and publish that shit. 5 IP 2 hits zero runs.

Rangers sweep lesser lil bro Seattle!

Just not what the doctor ordered. Facing 2 hall of famers well Degrom can't stay healthy enough for that but healthy degrom would be a hall of famer for sure. Gotta find away to get to these guys.

[Seattle or Bust]

JP Crawford is the worst.

But hey, he swung so hard that his intentionally loose helmet fell off... So that's pretty cool, huh?

I don't get it.

JP should be forced to watch footage of Luis Arraez until his eyes bleed.

[Pharmabro]

[seth8734]

Randy fucking sux. Seems like only wanted to play for Tampa. Has done shit here. 2 big abs and he whiffs. Bench him tomorrow no reason he should be playing.

[D-train]

Wait, I thought fans came for those unforgettable experiences like hot dogs from heaven and fish races???

[Seattle or Bust]

Wait, I thought fans came for those unforgettable experiences like hot dogs from heaven and fish races???

Can get a ticket on the first row of the dugout for $22.

Lowest prices I've seen all year.

[Pharmabro]

JT!

[Pharmabro]

I love how the Ump bails out Kumar after he got his feelings hurt by taking a ball way below the zone and making it a strike!