Game Thread: S49E02. Lots of Hair fondling and sky pointing vs Dick Spring

[Southpaw773]

Keep Saucedo in there. Don't waste another arm.

Let him throw so much he’s out for the season because he is a blazing dumpster fire

[seth8734]

Yea he will never be a star never be a true talent until he wakes up. He just seems so immature and it's not a good thing to see. I would bench him tomorrow Raley in Center Garver Dh and Tellez at first. Just seems like a bathroom break all these abs are bathroom breaks!!!! Hahaha I see tons of change since Scott's era.

you guys are pathetic. it's been 7 PAs

Every season you come in with this blowhard attitude that the M's offense is about to be amazing and they lay a giant pile of shit all over everything.

Yet you never change your attitude.

When will you learn?

I try to have hope on an actual offense try to have good spirits as a fan but always let down as the rest of us it's just hard to watch but we still do!

So this team clearly only has starting pitching and that it? Bullpen looks shaky early and offense will back to back games being shutout by a starter yea.

Haha finally runs just on the other team. Cutting Pomeranz was stupid he looked so much better then sauce in spring and through harder. Horrible move Dan has gotta be loving what he chose foe his pen!!! At least Scott knew how to run a bullpen!

[Millikin]

Those of you who picked 162 in the Win Prediction contest screwed up.

[acctingman]

I think Julio is a bust

[seth8734]

Wait I thought Solano could hit lefties? My bad this franchise lies I forgot!!!! Well would have just played Moore against lefties at first and kept playing Bliss at 2nd. Idc if it's the 2nd game. 2 games in and absolutely no changes whatsoever!!!! U never wanna hit again come to Seattle. Promise u that you won't need to bring bats u won't connect to anything here. Let's see how long we can go before we finally score a run off a starter. Gonna go 28 innings so not until after this series. GOD I HOPE I AM WRONG!! It's kinda sad that when the lineup was posted I think a lot of us knew it had no runs all over it!! At least I did. This team is like a script and it continues. Only starting pitching and that is it noting more!!!

[rockycola]

Whaddya put Bazardo Sauce on?

Hows 'bout a 430-foot long Muncy Tater.

Mmm Mmm tasty.

f-u-u-u-c-c-c-c-k-k-k-k-k

[Seattle or Bust]

I think Julio is a bust

He can't be a "bust" if he continues to hang 4 WAR and above league average offensive numbers.

But I don't think he's a superstar. I think he's Adam Jones.

[Southpaw773]

I think Julio is a bust

Julio
Cal
Robles
Solano
Crawford

All zeroes

[Southpaw773]

First hit of the year for 44 he heard the complaints

[rockycola]

Did Julio just hit a 6-run single to tie the game?

Sigh