6/3 GT: Songbirds Get Kirb-Stomped

[Millikin]

Orioles are considered songbirds. They are medium-sized birds known for their bright plumage and melodious calls, and they belong to the family Icteridae, which is recognized for its songbirds. Orioles are accomplished songbirds, often recognized for their pleasant, flute-like whistled songs.

Orioles are not native to the Northwest nor Washington and they build their bats out of twigs and straw. May the Baltimore Icteridae's bats be as flimsy as their nests look. They appear very un-torpedo-like.
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A Baltimore Oriole baseball bat.jpg

This is important and I hope it was in the Mariners' scouting report

[seth8734]

Kirby has looked rough against Baltimore. They always hit him hard!!! Gotta end it!!!

[D-train]

Lou Gehrig's day. He died almost 100 years ago and it is still the most horrific incurable disease there is. I would rather be diagnosed with 3 types of cancer on the same day. My former CEO denied less than 100 patients in the UK because their national health insurance agency didn't want to pay the cost of the drug. It was only a few million dollars in revenue for Biogen but the fucking scum bag who will rot in hell didn't want to set precedent by giving into them. Those patients are all likely dead or close to it now after suffering miserable deaths.

This is what Satan on Earth looks like.

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[seattlefan-daBronx]

Orioles are considered songbirds. They are medium-sized birds known for their bright plumage and melodious calls, and they belong to the family Icteridae, which is recognized for its songbirds. Orioles are accomplished songbirds, often recognized for their pleasant, flute-like whistled songs.

Orioles are not native to the Northwest nor Washington and they build their bats out of twigs and straw. May the Baltimore Icteridae's bats be as flimsy as their nests look. They appear very un-torpedo-like.
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A Baltimore Oriole baseball bat.jpg

This is important and I hope it was in the Mariners' scouting report

That nest looks like a ball sack.

[seth8734]

Fuck this Here we go with Kirby here. Needs a huge huge dp here!!! Feeling 3 run shot in coming!!

[seattlefan-daBronx]

God Damn you JP!

[Millikin]

Dammit JP.
These hits are all lucky BS

[seth8734]

Hahaha wow Kirby looks absolutely weak right now and that's not good!!!

[Millikin]

Hahaha wow Kirby looks absolutely weak right now and that's not good!!!

Everything hit off him was weak

[seattlefan-daBronx]

30 freakin pitches. Thanks Crawford.