Minnesota is a fucking nasty, ugly, mosquito-infested shithole. Swat the Twins GT 4/28

[seth8734]

First hit for the Mariners. Cole Young singles. Bring him home, boys!
RIVAS! RIVAS! He's that dude. Well, he didn't do it, so Rivas is screwed.

Crawford singles Young to 3rd. Let's go, Cal!

Ughhhh fkkk Cal CASH IN JULIO. BASE HIT PLEASE!!!

Fkkkkk garbage hitters.

[D-train]

So pathetic. Two on with one out and a chase swinging K on a ball that almost hits the plate and a check swing tapper to the 1B. A play a 7 yo girl from Bangladesh who has never played baseball could have made.

[rockycola]

First hit for the Mariners. Cole Young singles. Bring him home, boys!
RIVAS! RIVAS! He's that dude. Well, he didn't do it, so Rivas is screwed.

Crawford singles Young to 3rd. Let's go, Cal!

Ughhhh fkkk Cal CASH IN JULIO. BASE HIT PLEASE!!!

Fkkkkk garbage hitters.

Our 2 "BEST" hitters didn't pass the test. Again. LOB two runners, on 2nd and 3rd.

[rockycola]

So pathetic. Two on with one out and a chase swinging K on a ball that almost hits the plate and a check swing tapper to the 1B. A play a 7 yo girl from Bangladesh who has never played baseball could have made.

...while standing on her head and blindfolded.

[DavidGee24]

I think Florida's extreme flatness, abundance of Waffle Houses and the humidity just make people crazy.

Actually, and this really takes the fun out of the whole "Florida Man" thing: The reason there are so many stories about Floridians doing wacky shit is because the arrest record is public, detailed, updated daily, and available online. Local news outlets just look for crazy stuff that happened recently and publish stories.

In most states, getting an arrest record takes more work and the records don't always include a lot of detail. In Florida the officer's narrative of the incident is included in the arrest record so the stories write themselves.

I used to work for a background check company and learned how varied different states were about providing public info. For example, at the time (20+ years ago) Washington State had an online arrest-record search that anyone could use. But there was no information about the arrests, just basic name and time of arrest. To get more info, you had to fax a form, then eventually you'd get a fax back with more info.

Makes sense, there are probably more people in the Yellowstone area who get blasted by buffalo that they're trying to take selfies with than people getting eaten by gators in Florida but the only time you ever hear about it happening is when someone films it. Case in point: https://www.facebook.com/PoweredbyPerkO ... 263921698/

Every NBA GM is trying to get a hold if that guy right now. That was the best flop I have ever seen. Didn't even touch him. lol

It just hit me that was AI. I think a buffalo blasted my brain.

[DavidGee24]

It has somehow passed California as the most F-d up state in the Nation. When your Governor is Tim Walsh you are basically doomed. lol What a clown car.

And it has also passed Florida as the state where the most stupid shit happens. Which is amazing when you consider the advantage Florida has with all the alligators there for the stupid people.

Don't forget the 20' Burmese Pythons. They've been known to eat a gator that ate the stupid human that ate the roadkill opossum.

Ah, the Florida Food Chain.

[seth8734]

Alright let's see what a good team does with runners on!

[DavidGee24]

So pathetic. Two on with one out and a chase swinging K on a ball that almost hits the plate and a check swing tapper to the 1B. A play a 7 yo girl from Bangladesh who has never played baseball could have made.

First pitch to Cal was a hanging offspeed pitch right down the middle and the first pitch to Julio was a fastball right down the middle. Neither pitch was hit.

[seth8734]

So pathetic. Two on with one out and a chase swinging K on a ball that almost hits the plate and a check swing tapper to the 1B. A play a 7 yo girl from Bangladesh who has never played baseball could have made.

First pitch to Cal was a hanging offspeed pitch right down the middle and the first pitch to Julio was a fastball right down the middle. Neither pitch was hit.

Yea they both get meatballs and suck at it.

[D-train]

Well at least Logan is looking a lot better.