No malice to Pharmabro but I'm stealing the Twins GT - 7.31.26

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Re: No malice to Pharmabro but I'm stealing the Twins GT - 7.31.26

Post by Southpaw773 » Sat Aug 01, 2026 5:56 am

How is Garver and even Emerson still here lmao

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Re: No malice to Pharmabro but I'm stealing the Twins GT - 7.31.26

Post by Sibelius Hindemith » Sat Aug 01, 2026 6:09 am

AT Fresno wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2026 5:42 am
from X.......The Seattle Mariners are completely lost, and totally unwatchable.

This team is beyond dumpster fire. We are smoldering piles of flaming dog poop in a wet paper bag. Sell now, send Dan and his friend Mitch Garver packing'. Demote Emerson to Tacoma.
You're up next for tomorrow's game thread Terry.

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Re: No malice to Pharmabro but I'm stealing the Twins GT - 7.31.26

Post by bpj » Sat Aug 01, 2026 6:15 am

Prior to today's game, Mariners pitching had the second best ERA in MLB in Home games (3.12)

In Away games, they have the #17 ERA in MLB (4.32).

The pitching looks good. But it isn't good.

It's a T-Mobile mirage. Everyone ready to accept that at this point?

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Re: No malice to Pharmabro but I'm stealing the Twins GT - 7.31.26

Post by DavidGee24 » Sat Aug 01, 2026 7:18 am

Most consecutive scoreless first innings in MLB history:

1. 31, Boston Braves, 1937
2. 29, Seattle Mariners, 2026

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Re: No malice to Pharmabro but I'm stealing the Twins GT - 7.31.26

Post by desbcoach » Sat Aug 01, 2026 7:19 am

I was at the game, no energy in dugout and why the fuck did Dan use Garver and his 0.179maverage as a pinch hitter right on right for the last out. They suck and Dan sucks more

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Re: No malice to Pharmabro but I'm stealing the Twins GT - 7.31.26

Post by bpj » Sat Aug 01, 2026 8:33 am

D-train wrote:
Sat Aug 01, 2026 5:02 am
Inexplicable.

I was going to say unbelievable, but at this point it's pretty much the stupidity we all expect from these bozos. All too believable.

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