Jussie Smullet NASCAR Edition

[BaseHitDerby]

This might be the tweet of the year by my man Terrence...

https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1 ... 2607020032

There needs to be black toilet paper in America!

[Grandma Lynn]

Some people never learn!

[auroraave]

I think we know how this all plays out. Here's the formula...

Discover evidence of "racism".
"Outrage!!!!"
BLM, media, etal, label Bubba a 'victim'.
More outrage! cancel NASCAR!
Drivers all show 'solidarity'
Discover it wasn't a racist incident at all.
BLM, media, etal continue the charade - convincing Bubba he WAS a victim - urge him to push their agenda.
Bubba complies - exploits his 15 minutes of new found social capitol by insisting he's been victimized.
Fellow drivers, friends, sponsors, wonder WTF Bubba is doing - everyone knows it was a hoax.
The show of Solidarity is mocked by Bubba who makes it clear that there is no 'us' just "me".
Drivers, sponsors, push away from selfish Bubba who is now sending a really bad message - which is clear to everyone but him.
Eventually he is ostracized socially, sponsors wait a beat so as not to appear 'insensitive' but finally drop out.
Bubba cries this is because of racism - that he's being victimized again.
No one is buying it. BLM, media, have ruined another life that they exploited for their own selfish agendas.
Bubba goes on to write a biography, "Almost a Victim"

Here's an excerpt...

"As I rounded the last corner, into the home stretch, I shoved it into sixth gear, let the clutch out and hammered on the gas. Up ahead was the checkered flag - the black and white checkered flag. I realized the flag itself was racist. I look down at my tach as it neared 7000 RPM's - and it all became clear to me. Those RPM's weren't revolutions-per-minute, they were racisms-per-minute -and I was about to redline racism. I was almost a victim."

"Almost a victim" becomes the new SJW mantra. Because "almost being a victim, is basically the exact same thing as being a victim."

[Moe Gibbs]

NASCAR is boring. I think it would be much more interesting if they DID exploit the racism angle and made the races imitate real life. I'd have a series where it was Da Poleece chasing Black Gang Bangers around the track. Have paint ball guns involved. Invite Rapper Celebs. The Gang Bangers cars could have Co-pilots for more shooting action. There could also be points awarded for "Drive By Shootings" of the pits and other track workers, race officials in the stands, etc. Have a 50 lap heat where old "jacked up" pickup trucks full of hooded Klansmen attempt to lasoo poor innocent Black Celebs that are running around the track with their sagging pants down and their hands up. Flip the tables for the next heat and have hooded Klansmen running around the track while Black Celebs like Oprah, Sharpton, Whoopie, Obama drive around the track trying to shoot as many Klansmen as possible with their paint ball guns. Think of it as a NASCAR RODEO.

[Moe Gibbs]

Just saw this ad... SMOAK 2020- Justin Smoak for Washington's 1st Congressional District.

I quick glance shows that he's not the same Justin Smoak who played first base for the Mariners.

[Coeurd’Alene J]

15 FBI agents swarmed to the nascar garage to investigate this national tragedy

http://patriotretort.com/15-fbi-agents- ... door-rope/

Has anyone been arrested for vandalizing LaFayette Square, St. John’s Church or the statue of Andrew Jackson? Those were Federal crimes. And by “crimes” I mean actual on-the-books crimes, not “crime” as in “golly, the loop at the end of this garage door pulldown looks like a noose.”

It makes zero sense to send 15 FBI agents to stand around holding their dicks while one of them ascertains what the so-called “noose” actually is.

[ddraig]

Have you seen all the nooses on every single bus in town? Oh wait. Sorry, they are overhead hand straps for people who are standing in the aisles on a full bus! My mistake.

I would expect Bubba to protest any finish he gets when they wave a checkered flag at him. It has white squares. And I've raced so I also know that the black flag is racist! It means pull into the pits at your next opportunity. Your day is done!

[Michael K.]

This might be the tweet of the year by my man Terrence...

https://twitter.com/w_terrence/status/1 ... 2607020032

There needs to be black toilet paper in America!

Well, one of the complaints is there is no skin colored bandaid.

[DavidGee24]

They've shown a picture of the noose and the initial misunderstanding is understandable even if it's a door lift. But once it was explained that it had been there since last year Wallace and everyone else should have said, "Oh, okay. No prob, everything's cool" and then SHUT THE **** UP. I get the feeling that Wallace is just really, REALLY stupid.

[HawkBowler 2.0]

I think we know how this all plays out. Here's the formula...

Discover evidence of "racism".
"Outrage!!!!"
BLM, media, etal, label Bubba a 'victim'.
More outrage! cancel NASCAR!
Drivers all show 'solidarity'
Discover it wasn't a racist incident at all.
BLM, media, etal continue the charade - convincing Bubba he WAS a victim - urge him to push their agenda.
Bubba complies - exploits his 15 minutes of new found social capitol by insisting he's been victimized.
Fellow drivers, friends, sponsors, wonder WTF Bubba is doing - everyone knows it was a hoax.
The show of Solidarity is mocked by Bubba who makes it clear that there is no 'us' just "me".
Drivers, sponsors, push away from selfish Bubba who is now sending a really bad message - which is clear to everyone but him.
Eventually he is ostracized socially, sponsors wait a beat so as not to appear 'insensitive' but finally drop out.
Bubba cries this is because of racism - that he's being victimized again.
No one is buying it. BLM, media, have ruined another life that they exploited for their own selfish agendas.
Bubba goes on to write a biography, "Almost a Victim"

That picture looks correct to me with the exception of the biography... and that wouldn't be entirely surprising given how shameless these activists have become.

I would bet that 99.9% of the other drivers think that Bubba is an ass who embarrassed their sport.

NASCAR was smart about this one. They knew that Bubba was a BLM puppet (ala Kappernick), so rather run an investigation themselves, that was sure to be questioned, they instead call the FBI.

The problem for the woke activists is that America is not nearly racist enough for their purposes. Here we have racist southern NASCAR. Only one black driver. And yet everyone honors Bubba Smollet. None of the thousands of white southern racists in the crowd boo.... where's the evidence white racism? I think NASCAR gets a big win from this and BLM no longer has a point of traction in the sport like they do with the NBA and NFL.