2020-2021 Hot Stove Thread

[Donn Beach]

What do your issues with Chuck and Howard have to do with Felix managing to somehow make it to WS?...

[Petert]

We haven't made the play offs in two decades the off season has been horrible and this woman's biggest concern is seeing Felix in another uniform. She acts like she is back in middle school worried about seeing her ex boyfriend with another girl at prom.

https://www.lookoutlanding.com/2021/2/3 ... g-sad-sigh

If Felix comes back to Seattle and starts a game for the Orioles, how much you wanna bet Ms marketing climbs all over this like a monkey fucking a deflated football ? I bet someone over there has got the wheels turning and is already scheduling meetings on this.

[Donn Beach]

terms of Felix making it to the WS...maybe he goes to the bullpen, becomes the crafty left handed reliever

https://tv5.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/741 ... t-get-done

[Coeurd’Alene J]

What do your issues with Chuck and Howard have to do with Felix managing to somehow make it to WS?...

Lol

[D-train]

We haven't made the play offs in two decades the off season has been horrible and this woman's biggest concern is seeing Felix in another uniform. She acts like she is back in middle school worried about seeing her ex boyfriend with another girl at prom.

https://www.lookoutlanding.com/2021/2/3 ... g-sad-sigh

If Felix comes back to Seattle and starts a game for the Orioles, how much you wanna bet Ms marketing climbs all over this like a monkey fucking a deflated football ? I bet someone over there has got the wheels turning and is already scheduling meetings on this.

Return of the King's Court!!! God, sadly you are so right.

[D-train]

Joel Sherman
@Joelsherman1
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26s
#Mets offered more money to try to seduce Bauer out of #Dodgers, but going home to SoCal, defending champs, modern/cutting edge pitching shop won out.

[bpj]

Mariners receive an honorable mention in the "Teams an Ozuna signing would make sense for" article.

I think he would fit nicely as one of the guys we could count on in the lineup the next three years. In 2022 France takes over 3B, Kelenic has LF clear. We don't have guys that deserve to DH on their days off. Might as well fill the DH role going forward.

I'm not getting my hopes up. Although, Ozuna/Walker would still be a successful offseason imo.

https://www.mlb.com/news/contenders-to- ... cell-ozuna

[D-train]

Mariners receive an honorable mention in the "Teams an Ozuna signing would make sense for" article.

I think he would fit nicely as one of the guys we could count on in the lineup the next three years. In 2022 France takes over 3B, Kelenic has LF clear. We don't have guys that deserve to DH on their days off. Might as well fill the DH role going forward.

I'm not getting my hopes up. Although, Ozuna/Walker would still be a successful offseason imo.

https://www.mlb.com/news/contenders-to- ... cell-ozuna

If that happens I will pay for a tunnel to be constructed from the closet strip club to the Spring Training Crib to the help us celebrate. We will send the wives out for a 8 hour Spa day.

[Petert]

Joel Sherman
@Joelsherman1
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26s
#Mets offered more money to try to seduce Bauer out of #Dodgers, but going home to SoCal, defending champs, modern/cutting edge pitching shop won out.

I predict $30 hot dogs and $25 beers at Chavez Ravine this year.

[harmony]

Coach Perry HIll might want to rephrase his message to J.P. Crawford:

https://twitter.com/PHill_bone/status/1 ... 7772556289

... but at least the message evoked a response from free agent righthander Taijuan Walker:

https://twitter.com/tai_walker/status/1 ... 2664317953

https://twitter.com/tai_walker/status/1 ... 3916331011